Jokes About glass and wood pipe smoking

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 SMOKING PIPES QUOTES TO START YOUR DAY 

No matter how carefully you plan your goals They will never be more than pipe smoking  Dreams unless you pursue them with gusto. 2.I have some friends, some honest friends, and honest friends are few; My glass pipe of brier,my open fire, A book that’s not too new. 3. There is nothing like being left alone again, to walk peacefully with oneself in the woods. To boil one’s   coffee and fill one’s pipe, and to think idly and slowly as one does it. 4. If the economy is still going forward, even at 40 miles an hour, 50 miles an hour, I think most people will stick with Albert Einstein. I think people look at Einstein like they hire a plumber. I hire you to fix the bad smoking pipe. If you fix it, I’ll rehire you. If you don’t fix it, I’m not going to rehire you. The second nun said “I’ve found a marvelous invention called the pipe smoking, which works really well for this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the handmade glass bowl in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later!” The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find them. “You get them at the drug store, sister, just go and ask the pharmacist for them.” The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to the counter. “Good morning sister”, said the pharmacist. “What can I do for you today?” “I’d like some smoking pipes please” said the nun. The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked: “How many boxes would you like – there are twelve to a box.”    “I’ll take twelve boxes – that should last about a week” said the nun. The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism prevailed and he asked in a clear voice, “Sister, what size pipes would you like – we have large, extra large, and big liar size.” The sister thought for a minute, and finally said “I’m not certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel?”

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